Thursday, 31 October 2013

Tuesday, 29 October 2013

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY

This star has surprised everyone by apologizing and changing her camp and hanging out with her one time enemy. But it’s not because she is really sorry. It’s because she is really scared. Why would someone as powerful be worried? Because she made the mistake of crossing someone who knows the secret she has been trying to hide for years.

It has been hinted to the powerful actress in as many words that her scandalous secret would be public news unless she helps to fix a person’s career. She is finding out that the sword of judgement cuts both ways. It also has the power to cut you to pieces if you use your popularity to become arrogant and destructive.

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

GARBAGE BEAT REVIEW FROM KARACHI

My book 'Garbage Beat' review by well known Dawn and Express Tribune Karachi based journalist Naveen Qazi for popular magazine SHE.

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS

When you think about it this skinny celeb is really famous for being famous. She is a regular at most parties but its funny how she refuses to touch her meal at every do. And god forbid if some delectable morsel happens to finds its way into her rosebud mouth she excuses herself to rush to the bathroom and re-emerged looking redder and sweaty (as if she has just vomited you know the two fingers shoved into her gullet but shhhh !).
 Discreet waiters are quietly instructed to carry off her left-over grub away. The rumor on the street is that she’s found a favorite up-and-comer to hang out with. The problem with the new friend is that he is underage, although no stranger to trouble.

The celeb is not a very good influence and has got the kid back into drugs, wild partying and running with a dangerous crowd. The friendship was originally cooked up to boost the fame for both involved and now has developed into a destructive cycle for each.

Thursday, 17 October 2013

COMEDIAN OR CROOK

A weight-challenged once good looking now turned funnyman actor is throwing his weight around on the set of his recent film – terrorizing cast and crew members. Ever since his stock has gone up, he’s become a real tyrant on the set, throwing tantrums and making women cry,an insider says. As for his long suffering partner? The woman we thought was the love of his life?


Well, sometimes when he gets drunk and smears himself all over other ladies, she’s actually right there. She turns away her suscpiciouly glazed eyes. She pretends she doesn’t see. Which… kind of explains why she looks the way she does. That said, it is a partnership. It’s not like she’s getting nothing out of it. He has used his influence to help her, initially. Perhaps she’s decided it’s worth it and needs to advertise the domestic farce of a marriage they have .

NOW, in bollywood an actor cheating on his partner is nothing new. But this man was the one who was supposed to not be like the others. He’s the one who’s enjoyed almost unanimous popularity as a family man. And he turned out to be the cliché. Very, very disappointing.

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

SISTERS AT WAR

This is straight out of bollywood's potboilers. This pair of sisters each grew up with the same dream: to be very famous AND very rich AND a very big bollywood heroine. It began as a sisterly bond with one pledging support for the other as she was in any case the far bigger star. It worked out initially but now with the younger lassie learning the ropes and revealing her ambitious colors the elder sister is feeling the heartburn.

We hear an important film part was once offered to the elder sister , that finally helped give our young star her big break. Although she was young, she beat her elder sister to the call back and charmed the executives and convinced them to take her instead!! She’s now a more in demand star than her sister and needless to say a favorite with the big production house. The elder sister is shocked how an accomplished master of spins and a mistress of pulling it off like herself could be had at her own turf. Needless to say the battle of sisters has just begun

Friday, 11 October 2013

TROPHY WIFE

This former tv reality show find is in the news for being threatened for his relations with a buisnessman's wife. But its no secret that he’s not only sleeping with his high-life loving lady friend but also some of his wife's employees too!

Their marriage had come as a surprise, but this news isn’t at all. His wife had to see it coming…his show is full of younger women closer to his age and they’re all trying to get his attention since he’s the boss. He’s not the Prince Charming she thinks he is, but we doubt we’ll see a divorce. He definitely won’t be leaving his her because she’s the perfect trophy wife…she has her own money, own buizness, but is slightly clumsy at times. Lets just hope her recent presence on the show puts a stop to his school boy antics.

Thursday, 10 October 2013

GREEDY STAR

This veteran actor is known for his relationships in the industry. He has starred in some of the biggest hits of his career helmed by a top director who passed away last year. The auteur was noted for his romantic films. A production company invited this mega star to attend a felicitation ceremony for the director. Interestingly, the star put forward a long list of demands.

The production house was stunned over the mega bucks that the actor asked for, especially keeping in mind the relationship that the late director and he shared. In fact, the director was also responsible in giving the star a fresh lease of life when he was down and out. But as the song goes .. NAA BIWI NAA BHAIYYA ..the whole thing is that... SABSE BADHAA RUPAIIYA !!

Friday, 4 October 2013

PIG. PERIOD

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This is a powerful and famous star (and supremely egoistic star) known around the world. He keeps busy and he keeps his lawyers even busier. This summer he got his team to prevent a media story concerning a talked-about woman and a member of his family, then he blocked the publication of pictures of the inside of one of his houses. Despite his claims on being on being royal and loyal(he is neither) OR as it turns out neither is he particularly hygienic. Cleaning up after this star is a NIGHTMARE for the hoteliers who house him in his frequent trips. The fact that he tips generously keeps the lid on the damage he does which actually is pretty bad, HEAR THIS AND DON'T PUKE ...broken bottles filled with strange concoctions of those kinds, kinky lingerie of both sexes, half-sucked barley sugar sticks stuck under bed mattress, hotel food mysteriously thrown under the bed, cigarettes stubbed out on expensive carpeted floors ...and used condoms anywhere and everywhere. All that money on stylists and pr -- what about one nice teacher on hygiene? 

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Mr. LOVA LOVA !

This young celebrity couple’s status is not what it appears to be. A recent event indicates that, despite much publicised and expensive diamond trinkets he showers on her from time to time, he is not completely committed to her. She came to visit him on the sets of one of his upcoming films a couple of weeks ago. That night, they attended a party at a local pub, seemed to be in good spirits, and seemed to be together. However, by the end of the night, she was nowhere to be found… and our actor was making out with a very attractive, long-haired female party guest! 


Obviously ultra-expensive gifts don’t represent quite the level of commitment that they used to!! Wait there is more. After enjoying the company of the the long haired stunner for a loooong time, when the lady love finally left, our rake was in no mood to let the party stop. He decided to go to a bar with an equally stoned friend of his and while at the bar spent a considerable amount of time hitting on a foreign exchange student and tried very hard to get her phone number. He did not succeed, but it was not for a lack of effort.

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

SEX FOR CASH

This sexy and famous TV actress has been caught red handed exchanging sex for money while on camera!  We were told by multiple sources that this vixen had sex with several senior actors.....Don’t vomit yet! We have more! If that isn’t enough to make your stomach turn, we found out that she is also using her manager as her pimp. Some angry wives of smitten costars (who have benefitted from her generous offers) allege that she has her manager set it up and then she goes to Dubai and gets the DINARS!! 

The bizzare thing is she has enough money after the hefty settlement from her first husband but now she has started enjoying her sexapades. May be with all that free time she has she is able to do her thing. Hey, selling your body for cash to buy Channel and those expensive Burberry scarfs...!